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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I have wasted my 6 years for preparing for a government exam but did not succeed. Now I am 28 years old. What should I do?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

James Webb Space Telescope sees 1st exoplanet raining sand alongside 'sandcastle' partner world - Space

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Hi booktokers! What are we currently reading? 😊📖

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thinking from a spiritual perspective, can we say that the journey in recovering from narcissistic abuse a battle of spiritual warfare? Any thoughts on this?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What’s your experience of being treated bad for being white?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Phil Mickelson’s U.S. Open career likely ends with final bit of heartbreak - NBC Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

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